Ugh Squared

Can anything scare a wife more than these words, hastily sent via email?

~ "We had a blow out today after we finished running our job and they were cementing the well, the wheel started to flow so we had to abandon the rig...."

Bad enough I missed his call by a hair (alright, 20 damned minutes...) Worse still to have missed it the dumbest way. My phone's bluetooth was activated, dunno why. And get this. My bluetooth headset, which I had thought was missing, and all this while was actually in the pocket of my long-forgotten Mambo hoodie which was in close proximity of the phone AND turned on...picked up the call, so of course I NEVER HEARD THE PHONE RING!

I felt awful. Logic, naturally, kicked in. If he could email, it couldn't have been a desperate situation. But God! Did he make it back? I called his friend yesterday. Tried, anyways. The whole DAMNED day, starting at noon. They're 4 hours behind local time where he is. I finally got a hold of his friend at 9pm our time, and just checked to see if he'd gotten on-shore safely.

I didn't even ask to speak to him. After his friend told me he was back on-shore and fine, I hung up. I hope that keeps him guessing, suck-faced dork. He could so call me if he wanted to. After, all, I got through, didn't I?! :) Okay, if he reads this entry and sees me calling him a suck-faced dork, I'll be in big trouble :p Hehehe. But hey! At least he'd be alive to whup my butt!

BRING IT! *cackle*

Ta!