On parents and role-reversals...SWMUD style.

Timestamp: 1:40pm

DadDude <say> I need to borrow your car, what time are you going to the gym?
Aariye <say> 3'ish. 4'ish....
DadDude <say> Okay, I'll be back by 3...I've got a class to teach anyways.
<DadDude> grabs the car keys from Aariye and hustles AariMom out the door.

Tick. Tock. Do a fast-forward to 3pm.

Aariye <shout> Where the fuck's my car? Where the fuck's my lunch? Hungreeeeee!!

Fast forward to 3:30pm.

Aariye <say> *calls mom's handphone* Where're you?
AariMom <say> Passing Kerinchi. Coming home soon.
Aariye <say> *grunt* ...*hangs up*

10 seconds later, phone rings. It's mom.

AariMom <say> Dad says he forgot to buy you lunch. He'll buy some now, you want?
Aariye <say> Dowan, dowan DOWAN. Bring my car back. Nuneed. I feed myself.
AariMom <say> *splutter*
Aariye <say> *grunt* ...*hangs up*

10 minutes later, I hear the car pulling up the drive. They get into the house. Dad passes by my opened door.

Aariye <nag> Very funny ah, y'all...take my car, then don't buy me lunch, THEN probably use up all my fuel. No food, no fuel, some more late for your lesson...
DadDude <say> It was your mother's fault.
Aariye <say>: *gape*
DadDude <say> Yeah, she kept making me do stuff for her. *walks off to toilet*

End conversation.

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Laughed my fat ass off after that convo. I was just enacting this little fantasy on messenger, where I gave my parents a typical lecture on irresponsible teenaged behaviour. Yah... and then I go ahead and lecture like the naggy old woman I've become. Funny. Gotta appreciate the silly moments.

ESPECIALLY when your parent takes his licks like a chastened puppy. Lol! Was I ever that pathetic back in my school days? GOD, I HOPE NOT! Lol!!!