A Spot of Bitch...

So...*growl*... the past week has done nothing but serve to further my beliefs that human beings are in dire need of extermination. Well, okay... maybe a little bit of re-education would be nice (and less gory :p)...

Hit the gym yesterday (homg!!!! like, for the 2nd time in 4 days?! I fracking rule :p) and mind you, being a Sunday, the mall was packed with morons people...

Those hindsight moments, where you went "geez, *facepalm* I SHOULDA DONE THAT!!!"...? I was full of 'em yesterday.

Well, full enough leastaways :D

There was this one pruney-faced lady at the Bread Story that zipped in front of me at the line to the cashier, then ignored me and pruned her lips even further (is that even possible? It looked grotesque :p) when I exclaimed "Ex-cuuuse me!"

Then right after that (what, they breed idiots in dark and musty corners of popular malls don't they :p I'm just showing my in-bred wannabe roots by professing my amazement and ignorance that such human beings exist... to antagonize me, no less!!) I almost missed a ride up in the lift because this Malay girl with delusions to caucasianism (she had amber contacts and blond-mascara'ed eye-lashes to match her honey blonde hair :p) saw me dash for the lift, and hit the door-close button.

I managed to hit the call button in time, and the doors reopened for me. At that moment, I gave her the benefit of the doubt for maybe not seeing me, and settled myself at the back of the lift. She manned the panels, and attempted to go the lower ground floor by repeatedly stabbing the LG button (the lift was already headed up)...

One floor up, the door slid open, and two girls with a loaded trolley were waiting outside to get in. And I saw her!! Saw that brain-dead, blonde-WANNABE, inbred, SHIT-FOR-BRAINS moron stab the door-close button! Oh man!! I gave an exclamation (which incidentally involved the name of God...but hopefully not in vain :p) and had to dash forward to get the doors to re-open, and shot her a look of total bloody disgust.

She rolled her blonde eyelashes at me, and then refused to look at me the whole trip up to the 4th floor. Oh, you irritating piece of humanity :p

So, ok. Get this... This is the part where the hindsight kicks in. I recall wishing that I'd actually whipped out my 3.2MP Carl Zeiss optics phone-cam, and snapped pics of those irritating morons animals women... and then posted up their pics to go along with this rude post :D

I figured, if I'd started this though, I might someday (and likely soon) see my face with a rude caption attached to it on someone else's blog... so we'll let this one lie for now until I can keep my nose totally clean :)